I had to go somewhere this morning at 8, and while we were driving someone asked me if I’d ever been to Germany. ”I guess so,” I answered. He gave me a funny look, so I tried again. ”I don’t know.” ”You don’t know if you’ve been to Germany?” ”Aah! Yes… no! Yes! No. No I haven’t been to Germany.”
They took pity on me and stopped asking questions. I’m not at my brightest in the morning.