You remember those things called tapes?
We bought a tape player at an antique store. (You read that right.) Add an old Winnie-the-Pooh tape and a two year old and this is what you get:
Did you figure it out? It’s a two year old that looks like that when Winnie-the-Pooh is playing full blast, and throws a fit when Winnie-the-Pooh isn’t playing full blast.
I know all the Pooh songs now. By heart.